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May 27, 2020

PM’s Next Pay Increase Set To Go Down Well With Firefighters, Nurses, And Doctors

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The New Daily and qldaah

Images from The New Daily and qldaah

Images from The New Daily and qldaah

Images from The New Daily and qldaah

By Situation Theatre 27/5/2020

Those Hawaiian holidays don’t pay for themselves.

On the 1st July 2016, Malcolm Turnbull’s salary jumped from $507, 338 to $517, 504.

On the 1st July 2017, it was lifted to $527,852.

On the 1st July 2018, it was raised to $538,460.

On the 1st July 2019, Scott Morrison’s pay increased to $549,250.

On the 1st July 2020, the Prime Minister’s pay would normally be due to to rise again.

Mr Morrison claims he will stick to the wage freeze for public servants back in April, but since when do we believe a word he says?

Should it increase, nurses, doctors, and firefighters are expected to be among the first to congratulate Mr Morrison for a pay rise indicating how much harder he works than them.

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