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By Situation Theatre 16/7/2019
Suck it Turnbull.
The term “third chamber” was first used as a dismissive and wildly inaccurate phrase by former PM Malcolm Turnbull in response to the Uluru Statement from the Heart. 67% of Australians are now so fed up with the useless first two chambers they are calling for an all-powerful third chamber of Parliament run exclusively by Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
According to polling done by the Australia Institute, 59% of Australians think 19th century phrenologists would do a better job with the Indigenous Australians portfolio than the Liberal Government, while 78% think the existing two chambers of Parliament are either “pretty shit” or “breathtakingly shit”.
The nation is confident that over 230 years of fighting for justice for their people is a better qualification for representing all Australians than the current criteria of having a blessed white penis.