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Situation Theatre

November 11, 2019

PM Defends Thoughts And Prayers: “That’s How Americans Stopped Gun Violence”

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Inverse

Image from Inverse

Image from Inverse

Image from Inverse

By Situation Theatre 11/11/2019

Morrison pointed to an NRA graph which clearly shows an inverse relationship between thoughts and prayers and mass shootings.

The Prime Minister has dismissed criticisms for spending recent years fuelling Australia’s bushfire crisis in the same way that Republicans have been fuelling America’s gun violence crisis as gossip from the Canberra bubble.

Image from ChicagoNow

Image from ChicagoNow

He then went on to cite an 8chan post which proves that the more thoughts and prayers given by President Trump after each mass shooting that he has incited, the fewer mass shootings there have been.

Faced with desperate pleas from the Glen Innes community to stop his planetary arson and start listening to the warnings of fire experts, the PM smirked and reminded them that he had already offered his thoughts and prayers.   

Cartoon by David Rowe

Cartoon by David Rowe

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