By Situation Theatre 11/11/2019
Morrison pointed to an NRA graph which clearly shows an inverse relationship between thoughts and prayers and mass shootings.
The Prime Minister has dismissed criticisms for spending recent years fuelling Australia’s bushfire crisis in the same way that Republicans have been fuelling America’s gun violence crisis as gossip from the Canberra bubble.
He then went on to cite an 8chan post which proves that the more thoughts and prayers given by President Trump after each mass shooting that he has incited, the fewer mass shootings there have been.
Faced with desperate pleas from the Glen Innes community to stop his planetary arson and start listening to the warnings of fire experts, the PM smirked and reminded them that he had already offered his thoughts and prayers.