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Situation Theatre

September 7, 2019

Greta Thunberg To Celebrate 63rd Anniversary Of Cuban Revolution By Sailing To Australia To Overthrow Morrison Government

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Yachts International and Twitter

Images from Yachts International and Twitter

Images from Yachts International and Twitter

Images from Yachts International and Twitter

By Situation Theatre 7/9/2019

In November 1956, Fidel Castro sailed with 81 rebel fighters from Mexico to Cuba to overthrow the despotic regime of Fulgencio Batista. In November 2019, Greta Thunberg will join 81 climate rebels and sail from New York to Sydney to overthrow another tyrannical government of an island nation.

When the 16 -year-old climate activist is done sorting out the adults to hurry up and save the planet in New York, the plan is for her to join 81 other teen climate rebels on a nautical expedition to bring down one of the world’s most polluting governments.

Thunberg and her band of revolutionaries are expected to fight an extensive guerrilla war campaign from the Blue Mountains, gaining support from local environmentalists, before taking their struggle to Canberra.

Soon enough Morrison and his band of marauding kleptocrats will flee the country and Thunberg and her comrades will begin actually representing the Australian people.

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