Screencaps from ABC News and Austin Brothers Company
By Situation Theatre 3/4/2019
Of course, those earning less than $45,000 will actually get a 1972 Datsun 180b and those on over $200,000 will all receive stretch hummers.
Celebrating the sixth-year anniversary of this skid mark of a government, last night Treasurer Josh Frydenberg delivered one of the most extraordinary budgets in recent memory.
With just five or six weeks until they get justly slaughtered in the polls, thus rendering all their budgetary promises completely and utterly meaningless, the Treasurer went full Oprah on the Australian public.
After winding his way thrown a bunch of nonsense about projected surpluses, wage rises and economic growth, he then brought the kind of theatrics we’ve not seen at the dispatch box since Paul Keating skinned John Hewson alive.
The Treasurer dropped all pretence of economic management and said,
“YOU GET A CAR!!! YOU GET A CAR!!! YOU GET A CAR!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!!
Here you can see Mr Frydenberg delivering the 2019 Budget.