By Situation Theatre 2/6/2020
Anti-fascism is so 1940s.
Some of the most subversive figures of 20th century history, former UK Prime Minister Winston Churchill, former Australian PM Sir Robert Gordon Menzies, and former Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force in Europe Dwight D. Eisenhower, are to be wiped from the annals of history according to the new POTUS PROFA plan.
After pledging to declare the abstract concept of opposing fascism a terrorist organisation, President Trump announced that an Antifa book burning would take place in the Rose Garden later this evening.
Churchill: Walking with Destiny, The Menzies Era, Eisenhower: In War and Peace, along with Democracy in America, will be among the first works to go up in flames.