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Situation Theatre

September 29, 2015

Turnbull Clears Australia's Foreign Debt Using His Savings Account

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 29/09/2015

Papa Turnbull has been a top bloke this morning, wiping our net foreign debt of $924.8 billion by dipping into his St George ‘Maxi Saver’ account.

“My cruise ship fleet won’t grow as much as I would have hoped this year, but sometimes, when you’re the Prime Minister, you have to make sacrifices”, he said.

He continued: “There’s a lesson in this for all the kids out there. You start popping those pennies into your piggy bank today, next thing you know you’ll be paying off Australia’s national debt.”

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