By Situation Theatre 29/09/2015
Papa Turnbull has been a top bloke this morning, wiping our net foreign debt of $924.8 billion by dipping into his St George ‘Maxi Saver’ account.
“My cruise ship fleet won’t grow as much as I would have hoped this year, but sometimes, when you’re the Prime Minister, you have to make sacrifices”, he said.
He continued: “There’s a lesson in this for all the kids out there. You start popping those pennies into your piggy bank today, next thing you know you’ll be paying off Australia’s national debt.”
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