Screencap from The Guardian Australia
By Situation Theatre 21/10/2018
Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front a Liberal cult meeting and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.
There are fears for the safety of the Australian Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister this morning after they were missing in action last night.
Instead two bros from the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity took to the stage to make the Liberal Party concession speech after receiving an absolute shellacking thanks to the voters of Wentworth.
The one purporting to be Deputy Prime Minister had clearly been on the beer bongs while the aggression, poor judgement, and delusions of the one pretending to be Prime Minister suggested a few too many lines of cocaine.
Australians are desperately hoping to find their leadership team as soon as possible, but there are grave concerns it might yet take a few months.