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Situation Theatre

April 3, 2020

Who said it? Scott Morrison or Karl Marx?

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Ben Packham and School of Life

Images from Ben Packham and School of Life

Images from Ben Packham and School of Life

Images from Ben Packham and School of Life

By Situation Theatre 3/4/2020

Now that Scott Morrison is doubling welfare, subsidising wages, and offering free childcare, it’s become almost impossible to distinguish an opportunistic neoliberal forced to temporarily abandon his ideology to save capitalism, from a true revolutionary communist. Can you spot the difference?

Who said it, Karl Marx or Scott Morrison?

The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.

Answer: Karl Marx

The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.

Answer: Karl Marx

There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.

Answer: Karl Marx

Revolutions are the locomotives of history.

Answer: Karl Marx

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Answer: Karl Marx

Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

Answer: Karl Marx

It is not the consciousness of men that determines their existence, but their social existence that determines their consciousness

Answer: Karl Marx

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Answer: Scott Morrison. Jokes, Karl Marx

I don’t want a parent to have to choose between feeding their kids and having their kids looked after, or having their education being provided.

Answer: Scott Morrison

How many did you get right!?

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