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Situation Theatre

February 25, 2020

Conservatives Ask "But Why Is There No International Paedophiles' Day?"

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

By Situation Theatre 25/2/2020.

There is, and it’s advertised nightly on Sky News.

Andrew Bolt, Gerard Henderson, Tony Abbott, George Pell, and John Howard have joined forces to make the moral case for an International Paedophiles’ Day.

In a joint press conference live from a Melbourne prison, Andrew Bolt said “Paedophiles get a bad rap.”

Gerard Henderson said “Women have the 8th March. Men have November 19 and also all the other days. Where is the day when we come together to celebrate the contributions paedophiles make to our community?”

Tony Abbott said “I’ve never met a paedophile I didn’t like”.

George Pell said “Some of my best friends are paedophiles. Heck, I’m a paedophile!”

And John Howard said “Let’s have a day for war criminals while we’re at it. I don’t get enough recognition.”

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