By Situation Theatre 22/09/2015
After waiting patiently for thousands of years for basic equality, Malcom Turnbull has kindly asked women to wait another century or so.
Like a man unsure if the media has turned on their recording equipment, he’s been boasting ad nauseam about his 21st century government. Turnbull said “In our new 21st century government for this, the 21st century, we’ve got an astonishingly high 9 women in a 42 person ministry. That’s nearly 22%!! Women must be stoked. Am I right ladies?”
He continued “By labelling it a 21st century government I want to make it clear that you’re going to have to put up with this unequal horseshit for another 100 years.”
The new Prime Minister went on to say “This is my vision for the 21st century: chronic under-representation of women.”