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Situation Theatre

September 15, 2015

The 1% Are Thrilled To Finally Have An Advocate In The Lodge

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 15/09/2015

In a huge win for satirical news, Situation Theatre has gotten hold of Malcom Turnbull’s first group email to the business world as Prime Minister. It reads:

“Are you very, very rich? Tired of Australian Prime Ministers whose net worth is less than $185 million? Annoyed that the nation's leaders have not been on the BRW Rich 200 list? Be sad no longer! We know it’s been really tough for you to influence public policy over the last thirty years, but now your voices will finally be heard. I’m Malcom. I’m here to help. Call me.”

Meanwhile, the 99% are confident this venture capitalist will govern in their interests just like the 1% always do.

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