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Situation Theatre

October 12, 2019

Hypocritical XR Protesters Exhale Carbon Dioxide When They Claim To Want To Reduce Emissions

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Extinction Rebellion

Image from Extinction Rebellion

Image from Extinction Rebellion

Image from Extinction Rebellion

By Situation Theatre 12/10/2019

Breathing in is fair enough but if these protesters care so much about climate change, why do they breathe out?

A group of hysterical climate extremists called Extinction Rebellion have exposed themselves as the worst kind of hypocrites this week by continuing to exhale carbon dioxide instead of being consistent with their beliefs and asphyxiating themselves.

The double standards here are astounding. One moment they make entitled demands to a future in which they don’t starve or burn to death, and the next they pour fuel on the fire of climate change by dumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from their faces.

It’s high time these so-called environmentalists put their money where their mouth is and just died.

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