By Situation Theatre 20/2/2021
Treasurer set to ensure the best possible outcome for the rotting corpse of the nation’s third estate.
As the fallout continues from a media code designed to safeguard Rupert Murdoch’s smear campaigns, the Federal Government has their best and brightest mind on the case, Josh Frydenberg, to play middle man between two vulture capitalists.
Like a thorn between two thorns, Frydenberg is expected to hash out a deal in the best interests of both Facebook billionaire CEO Mark Zuckerberg and News Corp billionaire CEO Rupert Murdoch, as well as to the benefit of Seven Network billionaire chairman Kerry Stokes and former Liberal Party treasurer and Nine Chairman Peter Costello.
Mr Frydenberg confirmed that the deal would therefore please all his constituents.