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By Situation Theatre 2/4/2020
Morrison’s record-breaking package of thoughts and prayers shows unprecedented commitment to the rule of God.
Those worried that the five-month suspension of democracy by an authoritarian evangelical was a troubling sign for the health of the Australian polity need worry no longer. Parliament is being recalled for 5-10 minutes so Scott can enshrine his most recent thoughts and prayers into law.
The move comes after a particularly productive prayer session in which the Prime Minister called on an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful, all-fictional God to help him brainstorm the best ways to materially support Australian workers struggling with the devastating economic and social effects of COVID-19.
In a matter of minutes, the two insubstantial men had invented 130 billion new thoughts and prayers for businesses to pass on to workers as they see fit.
