By Situation Theatre 8/8/2019

On the bright side, 16% of the Australian workforce can now exercise their most basic democratic freedoms.

Australia has been plunged into chaos overnight as the entire nation’s public service received a group email letting them know they’d been fired for liking social media posts accurately describing the Prime Minister.

This is despite the liked posts being neutral statements of fact given Scott Morrison’s ongoing torture of refugees and policies to accelerate climate breakdown.

As a result, all public servants will now spend the day in their pajamas watching clips of Scott Morrison saying Ni Hao to a Korean voter, John Howard bowling a cricket ball, and that local hero calling Tony Abbott a dickhead to his face.

12 seconds of pleasure can be found between 1.17 and 1.29.

Free speech warriors like Andrew Bolt have not defended any of the two million Australians, presumably because they failed to exercise their democratic right to slander Aboriginal people and bully climate activists.