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By Situation Theatre 1/3/2020
People are sick and tired of The Greens getting in the away of efforts to reduce the coronavirus fuel load by killing off a few hundred thousand Newstart recipients.
Under pressure from a campaign in The Australian to have a comprehensive genocide of Australia’s poor to lessen the damaging impact of a likely pandemic, Scott Morrison has agreed that current measures like poverty-level welfare payments, robo-debt, and the BasicsCard are insufficient.
As a result, starting Monday, Coalition Ministers will walk around the streets of Australia’s capital cities and the queues of its Centrelink offices to personally set fire to any poor, homeless, or otherwise disadvantaged people.
The backburn will of course prioritise the First Australians.