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By Situation Theatre 27/5/2019
The New Zealand Prime Minister remains bed-bound and nauseous. She also faces a critical bucket shortage.
Thousands of Australians have sent apology notes and condolence messages to Jacinda Ardern upon hearing about her physical and mental decline since May 18.
Ms Ardern has been off work sick since the Australian election after being plunged into a pit of despair with the realisation she would be forced to have regular meetings with a kleptocratic, planet-burning, child-torturing sociopath masquerading as an ordinary bloke.
Although the Kiwi leader hasn’t been seen in public for weeks, she is reported to be feeling enormous compassion for the millions of Australians forced to share the same land mass as a man who invents his own nickname.