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By Situation Theatre 27/5/2019
Fresh from a killing spree based on the seven deadly sins, Mr Dutton has retained the Home Affairs portfolio.
Despite some speculation Peter Dutton spent the election campaign hidden in a Far North Queensland cupboard or a Liberal internment camp, the reality is the re-elected Dickson MP has spent recent weeks on an elaborate biblically themed set of murders.
Once it became clear from his comments about Ali France using her disability as an excuse that he would be an electoral liability than an asset, he took some time off to plan and execute a few fatal crimes.
He started by forcing a man to eat until his stomach ruptured, representing gluttony. He then killed a defense lawyer after taking a pound of flesh from him, alluding to greed. Next he strapped a third victim to a bed, indicating sloth. Gruesome murders based on lust, pride, envy and wrath soon followed.
Mr Dutton presents his case to the Prime Minister for retaining the Ministry of Home Affairs.
Mr Morrison has rewarded Mr Dutton for his creative killings and he will retain responsibility for national security, law enforcement, and border control.
Thanks to his protection, thousands of refugees and millions of Australians will not be able to sleep at night.