By Situation Theatre 24/2/2020
Joe…30…3…30 really is the Tyson Fury of American politics.
Former Vice-President and lying, dog-faced pony soldier Joe Biden stormed back into contention in the race to become the Democratic nominee for President yesterday with a convincing loss to Bernie Sanders.
Celebrating his devastating failure, Mr Biden said “Today the world saw two of the greatest comebacks in history. Tyson Fury destroyed Deontay Wilder in the World Heavyweight Championship, and I got destroyed by Bernie Sanders. In my mind, these two situations are very similar.”
Bernie Sanders supporters are looking forward to Joe continuing his comeback in South Carolina.