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By Situation Theatre 29/12/2020
Planned vaccination of all Liberal Party members, their mates, parents and progeny, along with all marginal seat voters, is running ahead of schedule.
The Morrison Government’s ‘mates first’ Covid-19 vaccination rollout is expected to be complete just in time for the election, federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has said, reiterating that vaccinations against the virus will be allocated on the same basis as Community Development Grants.
Previously, Hunt said it would only be conservative Liberal Party men who played polo at private schools and are current members of gentleman’s clubs, so all Liberals then, who would receive the vaccine by the middle of 2021.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison privately reminded Hunt that a selective rollout of the vaccine, much like the selective rollout of all taxpayer funds under a Liberal Government, was not only a good way to protect the interests of their mates first, but also a real vote winner in marginal electorates. Hunt has since announced the Government would yet again be under-promising the whole nation and over-delivering self-interest.