By Situation Theatre 12/12/2019
Consistent with his watertight logic stolen from a climate denying former Prime Minister, Labor Leader Anthony “ScoMo” Albanese has called on “little lucifers” to set fire to more forest because unless they do, global emissions will increase because of the dirtier bushfires of other countries.
Smoko’s twin brother Albo will commence his “More Bushfires” tour of Queensland today in an historic effort to purge all remaining members of his party, along with anyone who maintains the iron stomach required to still vote Labor.
The key message of the Labor leader’s tour is extrapolated from his recent argument that reducing our coal exports “would likely lead to an actual increase in global emissions because much of our coal is much better quality than is available from the alternatives.”
“In the same way, if we were to reduce the scale of our current bushfires, this would likely lead to an increase in global emissions because our bushfires are the best bloody bushfires in the world.”
Responding to the fact that Labor suffered swings against it in all Queensland seats covered by the tour at the last election, Albo’s ambition for the next election is to also suffer swings against Labor in all seats not covered by the tour.
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