By Situation Theatre 13/9/2018
These toolies holiday in the nation’s capital, passing themselves off as representatives of the people so they can fuck the country.
Spare a thought for those who live in the ACT this week as dozens of toolies descend on their home town to ruin it for everyone.
Most of the year local denizens stroll along Lake Burley Griffin in peace. For anything up to 76 days a year, these poor souls are forced to duck behind trees or shield their children from the shame of breathing the same air as these heinous man-babies.
The actual representatives of the people, who hail mostly from the Greens, think stated that being an overage sexual predator on the Gold Coast is bad enough, but preying on the most vulnerable on a national scale is Olympic level toolery.