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By Situation Theatre 21/5/2020
Not surprised tbh.
In the clearest sign yet that they are just fucking with us at this point, the Morrison Government will explore the viability of burying the nation’s carbon dioxide beneath the ABC’s Ultimo studios.
After having abused the atmosphere and ABC since the T-Rex and Tony Abbott roamed the Earth, the Government’s new plan to streamline conservative shitfuckery has appointed the heads of the Institute of Public Affairs and Australian Petroleum Production And Exploration Association to independently assess whether dumping the nation’s pollution beneath the ABC is the most efficient and effective way to shift to a renewable economy.
The PM is hopeful the concentrated CO2 will escape into the studios and suffocate any remaining opposition not yet wiped out by $783m in cuts, years of board stacking, and several decades of textbook coercive control behaviour.