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Situation Theatre

May 21, 2020

Extremist Greens Menace Nation With Terrifying Plot For Government To Actually Serve The People

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

By Situation Theatre 21/5/2020

Seriously, their failure to slavishly do the bidding of the coal and gas industries is tantamount to ethnic cleansing.

The Greens have announced an economic recovery plan for Australia based around a jobs and income guarantee, massive investment in health, education, manufacturing, and renewable infrasture, and free education and a living income for young people. If that doesn’t sound like that time Stalin killed 20 million people, then clearly you need to read more.

There is a growing national consensus from commentators as diverse as Andrew Bolt, Andrew Bolt’s mate Trev, and Andrew Bolt’s dog Lucifer, that what the Greens are proposing here is essentially the Holocaust of the coal and gas industries.

Unless you want the blood spilled by Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, and Hitler combined on your hands, you too will start scrawling your worst impulses on the back of a toilet door and calling it a newspaper column.

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