By Situation Theatre 13/3/2020
Fidel Castro’s bastard son, Scott Morrison, has blown the federal budget with wasteful spending on poor people.
The Prime Minister has announced a $17bn economic stimulus package in an attempt to blunt the devastating effects of a global crisis on the economy.
The plan does include some payments to non-billionaires and conservative papers and commentators are furious
The Australian led with “PM’s Fiscal Armageddon Destroys Soviet Union Of Australia”
Daily Telegraph opted for “Leninist Lunatic’s Cash Splash”
Andrew Bolt wrote a piece called “I Liked Scott Morrison Until He Became A Deeply Disturbed Totalitarian Communist”
While Gerard Henderson said the PM “hates our society” and made the compelling case that there was no moral difference between Scott Morrison and Joseph Stalin.