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Situation Theatre

September 3, 2020

Thousands Of UK Sex Offenders Await Character Reference From Nation’s New Trade Envoy

by Sarah Johnson


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Abbott 11.png

By Situation Theatre 3/9/2020

Leave some time for trade negotiations Tony!

Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is set to have his work cut out providing character references for British sexual harassers, rapists, child abusers and their apologists in his new role as UK trade envoy.

Mr Abbott is renowned across all the lands for his close relationship with Dyson Heydon, his description of George Pell as a “very fine man indeed”, his vouching for Governor-General Peter Hollingworth, who resigned in 2003 amidst a cloud of rape and sexual assault cover up allegations, and his description of Father John Gerard Nestor as “an upright and virtuous man”.

It’s no wonder British sex offenders and conservatives are so excited for Mr Abbott’s appointment.

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