Image from Greg Jericho and The Guardian
By Situation Theatre 3/9/2020
The PM says the solution to the current economic crisis is a powdered drink laced with cyanide and other drugs. The media is reporting that it’s “yum-yum”.
Scott “Jim Jones” Morrison and Josh “David Koresh” Frydenberg have responded to yesterday’s “heartbreaking and awful” news about the scale of Australia’s recession with a sensible economic plan of “revolutionary suicide”.
The plan involves nationally administering a poisonous concoction of welfare cuts and reduced support for students and workers, along with labour market, environmental, and business deregulation, and investments in fossil fuels with a “gas-led recovery”.
Much like Jones and Koresh, Morrison and Frydenberg will be viewed favourably by history.