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Situation Theatre

June 8, 2021

Nation Wonders If Child Torturer's Image As Christian Family Man Might Just Be Marketing?

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC and Business Insider

Images from ABC and Business Insider

Images from ABC and Business Insider

Images from ABC and Business Insider

By Situation Theatre 8/6/2021

A man who has spent $50 million imprisoning a five year-old girl and her three year-old sister as a means to advance his political career may not be following the gospels to the letter.

Devoted Christian and family man with good clean values, Scott Morrison, has, as Jesus would have wanted, tortured a three-year old girl to the point of medical evacuation for an untreated blood infection.

Morrison is reportedly basing his actions on the bit of the Bible when Jesus banished infants to a remote island prison, neglected them until they fell terribly ill, then separated them from their families, all to pick up a few votes in the marginal seat of Galilee.

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