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By Situation Theatre 10/6/2021
Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK and US can’t wait to hear how the Prime Minister of the 20th richest country on Earth redefined “front of the queue” to mean “back of the queue”.
Some of the world’s most powerful leaders are quivering with excitement at hearing the governmental wisdom of a leadership vacuum at the upcoming G7 summit.
In a series of wide-ranging conversations, Morrison is set to discuss how to sink a nation’s gobal climate action, media freedom, human rights and vaccine rollout rankings, while still being able to pretend to hammer a nail in a PR shoot.
The PM will also be leading workshops on how to flee a national bushfire crisis, neglect quarantine and aged care, cover up sexual assault and cage children, and still not be shamed through the streets like Cersei Lannister.
Cliff-notes? The miracle of a billionaire-owned media class.