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Situation Theatre

December 18, 2019

Messiah From The Shire Performs Christmas Miracle Of Making Tony Abbott Look Good

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SBS and Twitter

Images from SBS and Twitter

Images from SBS and Twitter

Images from SBS and Twitter

By Situation Theatre 18/12/2019

Incredible.

Despite initial scepticism when the News Corp papers deemed Smoko the “Messiah from the Shire” after miraculously being re-elected by Rupert Murdoch, Clive Palmer, and Mark Zuckerberg, claims of his magical powers are now verifiable.

According to the natural laws of the universe, no scientist deemed it possible to find a Prime Minister worse than Tony Abbott.  

Along came Scotty from Marketing whose negligence, recklessness, smugness, hypocrisy, and inauthenticity make even Abbott’s support for sex offenders look dignified.

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