By Situation Theatre 18/12/2019

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The agency responsible for firing Scott Morrison back in July 2006 has been forced to hire 27 more staff in their call centre due to high call volume from the Australian public inquiring as to how to best get rid of him.

Morrison had his tenure cut short at Tourism Australia after displaying the kind of leadership for which he has now become notorious.

Head of customer relations, Kelly Underwood, “we got rid of that insufferable phoney as soon as it became clear he was about as dangerous as an out-of-control mega-fire, with half the charm. If the Australian public wants to do likewise, may I suggest you take it up with his billionaire bosses?”

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