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By Situation Theatre 17/3/2020
Meaningless drivel you can depend on.
Millions of Australians confused by the PM’s poor crisis communication, scared by the Government’s haphazard crisis management, and puzzled by a thousand specific questions about how coronavirus affects daily life, need worry no longer.
If you’re not sure whether to use public transport or go to work or visit the gym, swimming pool, movies, or restaurants, the PM has a clear answer: just keep being Australian.
To which at least half of Australia has responded “Can’t we be Kiwi instead?
"So long as Australians keep being Australians we'll get through this together." Scott Morrison's #covid19 advice to the nation. #auspol #qldpol pic.twitter.com/MToDHKvH9c
— David Marler (@Qldaah) March 15, 2020
Hey there Australian, as long as you keep Australian your Australian; everything is going to be Australian.
— Senator Briggs (@Briggs) March 15, 2020