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By Situation Theatre 27/5/2020
They said Scott Morrison is “not fit for purpose”.
Responding to the Business Council of Australia Chief Executive Jennifer Westacott’s claim that there are “too many conditions in workplace pay deals” and removing some would improve productivity, the Australian people have decided to renegotiate the very generous three-year contract with their employee, the Prime Minister.
As it stands, the PM receives $549,250 per year in exchange for enduring three days of Parliament, five difficult questions from journalists, and no more than seven trips to Hawaii during a national emergency.
While many are suggesting a casual contract on the minimum wage would be more fitting for Mr Morrison, academics, activists, artists, ABC journalists, bushfire victims, casuals, disability support pensioners, homeless people, international students, temporary migrant workers and young people are concerned even this is unaffordable.
In response, the PM is now desperately trying to resurrect the corpse of his local union official.