Image adapted from National Review
By Situation Theatre 21/10/2019
The democratic socialist will be redacted from all future debates.
After six months of media attempts to erase Bernie Sanders from the Democratic primary, 25,000 people turned out in Queens over the weekend for the largest rally of the race so far.
Image from Bernie Sanders.
In response, all the major US media conglomerates will now redouble their efforts to undermine Sanders.
As well as blacking out the Senator, Bernie will be forced to wear a blindfold and spin around five times before giving each answer, at which point the networks will cut to some fascinating commercials about the many benefits of fossil fuels.