By Situation Theatre 24/5/2019
After hiding the entire ministry in his basement for the duration of the campaign, the Prime Minister has decided all he needs to run the country is his own fair dinkum attitude, a few baseball caps, and the unconditional backing of a few billionaires.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison will soon become the Minister for Home Affairs, Defence, Finance, Foreign Affairs, Trade, Communications, Education, Health, and Resources, as well as the Minister for All Other Portfolios.
Mr Morrison will swear himself into these roles, now also playing the part of Governor-General.
There are concerns that there might be something undemocratic about one man taking charge of all aspects of Australian governance in partnership with the world’s most powerful billionaires.
Mr Morrison has responded by blaming grassroots organisations The Greens and Getup for hating democracy.