By Situation Theatre 27/2/2021
Appoints Jenny to lead seven independent reviews into why the nation’s most powerful political leader bears no responsibility for the repugnant workplace he oversees.
Addressing the nation in a Kangaroo onesie while double fisting jumbo-sized jars of vegemite, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an impassioned plea for somebody, anybody but him, to tackle the horrific misogynistic culture plaguing Parliament House.
Mr Morrison is said to be so concerned and upset by this culture he either lies about it, serially orchestrating cover-ups of alleged sexual assaults for political gain, or encourages others to do so on his behalf.
Either way, Jenny should get to the bottom of it.