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By Situation Theatre 25/3/2020
Anyone caught using hundreds of millions of dollars allocated for community sports infrastructure for personal political gain will face severe penalties.
The first man to be absolutely furious with everyone else for his own patently obvious inadequacies, Scott Morrison, has threatened any Australian who repeatedly ignores public health advice about how to limit the spread of coronavirus.
He has also warned that anyone who leads a government which fails to accumulate test kits, emergency equipment, undertake public education, fund science and research, give clear instructions or do anything useful to protect the public from COVID-19, could face jail time.
Mr Morrison also said any individual who participates in or leads a government which has spent seven years attacking vulnerable people and their welfare benefits, and disinvesting in public healthcare, should be ashamed of themselves.
