By Situation Theatre 25/3/2020

It should come as no surprise that a man who demonstrates no value for the well-being of teachers also shows no ability to communicate.

Battle-hardened from his seven-year war on public education, Scott Morrison is more equipped than most to wage war on teachers’ immune systems.

According to sources close to the Prime Minister, his failure to close the schools and protect the lives of teachers is part of an epic revenge fantasy against his Sydney Boys HSC English teacher, who he resents for not teaching him how language can be used to convey meaning to others.

The fact of his personal responsibility, given he missed most English classes because he was off praying behind the boys’ toilets, is lost on him.