By Situation Theatre 16/7/2020
“Too many liquor laws, not enough black jack!!”
The ever-consistent, ever-vigilant NSW Premier has given the green light for a Black Lives Matter protest in Sydney over the weekend, but only on the strict condition that organisers ensure ready access to cocktails and poker chips.
The decision comes as a recognition that coronavirus is unlikely to spread in large crowds so long as the beers are flowing and the dice are rolling.