By Situation Theatre 8/8/2019

“I fucked up again and I’m sorry.”

First Muhammad Ali in 2016. Then Aretha Franklin in 2018. Now Toni Morrison in 2019. And yet Scott Morrison, Rupert Murdoch, Boris Johnson, and Donald Trump still live. It’s no wonder that millions around the world are starting to think God is a white supremacist.

God himself has of course denied the accusation.

“I know I keep stuffing this up. I don’t know what to say other than one day I’ll get it right.”

The mistake has many people asking how much suffering yet another incompetent powerful white man will make the world live through.

Perhaps to compensate for so enraging the more socialist Gods of Marx and Engels, the Christian God then engaged in some pretty solid left-wing analysis:

“No matter how objectionable, obnoxious, hypocritical, and depraved your political opponent, wish harm not on the individual but on the system itself.

Without systemic change, you whack one mole and another will take his place. Justice will always remain on the horizon.

With systemic change, you can banish the moles from the public sphere and let the people rule.”