By Situation Theatre 2/4/2020
“Honestly, your absolute faith in mythology seems a little credulous”, the biblical character said.
The most powerful entity in the universe, who coincidentally bears a striking resemblance to an old white man, has savaged Prime Minister Scott Morrison for his religious commitment to $158bn in tax cuts, even when the need for increased government revenue has never been clearer.
The Christian God Of Being A Friend First, A Boss Second, And Probably An Entertainer Third, has come down on the PM like a tonne of invisible bricks, slamming his sacred belief in institutional dogma against all evidence.
“The central tenets of Morrison’s creed take blow after blow after blow in the real world, and yet he still believes them. Heavens above.”