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Situation Theatre

September 25, 2019

Naïve, Hysterical Man Gets Inappropriately Emotional About Climate Criminals Killing All Life On Earth

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshot from ABC

Screenshot from ABC

Screenshot from ABC

Screenshot from ABC

By Situation Theatre 25/09/2019

Calm down sweetheart.

Silly little boy David Attenborough has showed his ignorance about the natural world in an overly emotional ABC interview aired last night.

The melodramatic far-left ANTIFA climate extremist, acting as a political prop of his parents, used hysterical language throughout the interview such as “a bleached reef is a tragic sight” and “Do you think it’s right that we go on destroying the natural world?”

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The disturbing tirade from the lunatic communist also included criticism of the comedy stylings of Scott Morrison when he brought a lump of coal into Parliament: “I didn’t think it was a joke”.

One can only hope the arrogant, creepy, scary, disturbing, fanatical propagandist ceases his crusade to save the planet and instead gets on with attacking women and supporting Nazis.

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