By Situation Theatre 25/09/2019

You don’t get sacked from Tourism Australia without knowing a thing or two about marketing.

By spending the last few days holding hands with the U.S. President, just before an official impeachment inquiry is launched against him, clever ad man Scott Morrison has demonstrated the kind of formidable marketing nous that got him sacked from Tourism Australia.

There’s nothing quite like entangling yourself with the biggest corruption story of the century overseas to disentangle yourself from the growing stench of corruption that faces you at home.

In unrelated news, The Death of a Salesman is playing at a theatre near you.