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Situation Theatre

September 26, 2019

Men Heaps Secure In Their Own Masculinity Threatened By 16-Year-Old Girl

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Twitter and NowThis

Images from Twitter and NowThis

Images from Twitter and NowThis

Images from Twitter and NowThis

By Situation Theatre 26/9/2019

It must be pretty humiliating that Greta has more intelligence and humanity in her left kneecap than they have put together.

A group of what can only be described as men have lashed out at Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg because seeing so many beautiful qualities in one so young makes them feel justifiably inadequate.

A veritable who’s who God’s offcuts, these towering and self-assured figures of virility, strength, muscularity, vigour and courage seem to take the fact that a young girl wants her and her friends to survive beyond age 30 to be some kind of personal attack on their identities.

An update of males rounding on #GretaThunberg include the crème de la crème of Australian public life.
Sam Newman
Alan Jones
Andrew Bolt
Chris Kenny
Mark Latham
Lyle Shelton
Karl Stefanovic
George Christensen &
Graham Lloyd.
Outstanding effort guys.#auspol #thedrum #HowDareYou pic.twitter.com/WHY1flXe9d

— Brown Dirt Cowboy 🤠 (@FlatEarthGang) September 25, 2019

And fair enough too. The fact someone under 50, without a wang but with observable merits, wants to take up space in the public sphere must be the real existential threat.

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