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Situation Theatre

September 22, 2019

New Survey Shows 9 Out Of 10 Australian Tourists Identify As Kiwi

by Sarah Johnson


Images from WP and The Guardian

Images from WP and The Guardian

Images from WP and The Guardian

Images from WP and The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 22/9/2019

Can you blame them?

A new poll of Australian travellers has revealed that a strikingly high number deny their Australian roots and claim Jacinda Ardern as their rightful Prime Minister.

The reasons given for the denial of Australian citizenship range from Scott Morrison to Peter Dutton.

The survey results come as Morrison prances about Washington D.C. at the pleasure of a serially accused sex offending white supremacist, which makes the 9 out of 10 figure seem surprisingly low.

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