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Situation Theatre

September 10, 2020

Monster Who’s Tortured Refugees For Seven Years Just Checking Everyone’s OK?

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Fairfax Media and Twitter

Images from Fairfax Media and Twitter

Images from Fairfax Media and Twitter

Images from Fairfax Media and Twitter

By Situation Theatre 10/9/2020

He’s also about to condemn a million Australian children to poverty but wondering if you know anyone who’s struggling?

Satan’s page boy, Scott Morrison, has spent close to a decade torturing, demonising, and exploiting innocent people in remote prison camps.

But he’s made up for it today by asking us to check in on those around us, presumably only on the mainland.

The Joker’s less well-adjusted half-brother, Scott Morrison, has also spent his entire political career, promoting coal and sabotaging climate action, condemning present and future generations to constant eco-anxiety and a dystopic future.

But that’s cool because his marketing team told him to post some soulless focus group tested advice about “reaching out”.

Hannibal Lecter’s more violent Facebook friend, Scott Morrison, went on holiday to Hawaii as his country burned, shifted responsibility for the 568 preventable COVID deaths in aged care facilities for which he made no plan, and will now rip welfare and job support payments from struggling Australian families in the midst of a pandemic.

But no worries, he’s now asking if we’re ok.

There’s so much sickness in this country, but none more so than in the Office of the Prime Minister.

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