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Situation Theatre

March 1, 2020

Joyce Blames Greens Government In Wuhan For Coronavirus

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from Qldaah and ABC News

Screenshots from Qldaah and ABC News

Screenshots from Qldaah and ABC News

Screenshots from Qldaah and ABC News

By Situation Theatre 1/3/2020

Barnaby says the 3000 people who have died and the 85,000 people infected around the world all likely voted for Adam Bandt.

Nationals MP and God’s answer to the question “how low is the bar for an Australian politician?”, Barnaby Joyce, has condemned the Greens Government of Wuhan for all harm caused by the novel coronavirus.

As Australia’s foremost retail politician, a real $2 shop guy full of cheap garbage, Joyce has also taken it upon himself to blame all victims of the disease around the world for almost certainly voting Green.

Ever the very stable genius, Joyce has thought through some of the lesser discussed aspects of the likely pandemic.

“Take beach volleyball for example. You may not know this, but it’s my favourite sport. Now, thanks to the Chinese Greens, it’s possible that the Tokyo Olympics might not go ahead. How am I going to watch multiple women competing for the same prize now?”

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