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Situation Theatre

March 1, 2020

McCormack Slams “Ravings Of Woke Capital-City Virologists”

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from ABC News and ABC News

Screenshots from ABC News and ABC News

Screenshots from ABC News and ABC News

Screenshots from ABC News and ABC News

By Situation Theatre 1/3/2020

The Deputy PM launched a tirade against lab-coated extremists who are terrorising the quiet Australians with sensible public health advice.

Cardboard cutout impersonator Michael McCormack has gone on the attack over this issue of mouthy virologists taking a fanatical pro-humanity stance.

Sick and tired of scientists and citizens who understand things using that politically correct knowledge to try to undermine the integrity of his pro-death agenda, McCormack lashed out.

“I’m from the country and I know country people. They want to die either in a coronavirus pandemic or a climate apocalypse. That’s not me saying that.”

“And then you’ve got these pure, enlightened and woke capital-city virologists telling people how not to die, and quite frankly it makes me sick.”

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