By Situation Theatre 15/10/2020
A group of federal Coalition MPs armed with giant dildos have stormed Victorian Parliament, demanding freedom for all the beautiful boaters.
Dozens of conservatives, many of them carrying novelty-sized penises, gathered in the foyer of Victorian state parliament today to assert the universal human rights of their rich friends.
The protest, dubbed the “Australian Patriot Rally”, was organised by the Prime Minister of NSW and called for the top 10% of Toorak’s residents to be released from their mansions because no rich white person deserves to suffer being restricted to their own tennis court.
Speaking on behalf of the protesters, Josh Frydenberg said his heart goes out to himself and his billionaire mates, who due to Dictator Dan’s fascist public health measures, hadn’t been out for a ten-course degustation meal on a super yacht along Melbourne’s coastline for some weeks now.